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"WONDER WERE spong id" —Cocopuff2018, May 25, 2019

"im soo proud of myself bc everyone is becoming idiots like me" —Cocopuff2018, May 25, 2019

"Just leave me alone!" —Siryn Cherryfire, June 1, 2019

"FUCK man what the heck" —Cocopuff2018, June 4, 2019

"I am soooooo pretty. I realized it today" —CandyCaneMissy, June 10, 2019

"I ain't gonna leave until i have my korra." —CandyCaneMissy, June 15, 2019

"Wtf, am I abnormal?" —CandyCaneMissy, June 15, 2019

"Quinton, I know that the people who are abnormal call others abnormal... so don't you thibk you're extra-normal? ^-^" —CandyCaneMissy, June 15, 2019

"Damnit!!!!!" —CandyCaneMissy, June 15, 2019

"Want my reply, darling?" —CandyCaneMissy, June 15, 2019

"Well YOU tell your side chick to stop goin after my son!" —EarthlingnAkumi, June 15, 2019

"Henceforth . . . . you shall be known as . . . Octo-Neko Wizfurry o3o . . . . . . ." —South Ferry, June 16, 2019

"Hey gurl! o/" —South Ferry, June 16, 2019

"Seems a Coup-Detat occured and Cocopuff was removed from Teen Night." —South Ferry, June 16, 2019

"I only dated Akumi for like two weeks." —Quinton1721, June 17, 2019

"I think we all just date hot chicks for one week at some point in our lives" —EarthlingnAkumi, June 17, 2019

"I myself identify as an attack helicopter" —Qstlijku, June 18, 2019

"^ Me too" —Professor Hartington, June 18, 2019

"If a girl kisses a guy and then a different girl kisses the same guy, doesn't that make the second girl gay because she is touching the lips that another girls lips were once touching. (Unless the second girl says "No homo", which automatically cancels out everything)" —EarthlingnAkumi, June 18, 2019

"This is what happens when we let women think." —Quinton1721, June 18, 2019

"my guy bETO just standin on some tables and this iced out clown motherfucker knocks him right off the table onto the ground" —Octopus Wizard, June 26, 2019

"Sección 1325 Hombre Malo" —Octopus Wizard, June 26, 2019

"what even in the fuck" —OverBreak, June 29, 2019

"when you're coming back from out of sydes afro but quintons party bus runs you off the road and you crash into a power line and your engine starts leaking but you get out of your vehicle right before it explodes, catapulting yourself into a tree so hard that you see korra and he tells you you need to stay alive so you can warn TDL that chat is being closed tomorrow and then he brings you back and then you tell everyone and then Jimmy Wales gives you 1 trillion dollars and to celebrate you get MoHs home cooking but then you find out you're allergic to red velvet cake violent coughing wow u aint got no biscuits" —EarthlingnAkumi, July 1, 2019

"He belongs to me. Korra is totally mine." —CandyCaneMissy, July 28, 2019

"Defend my guard. TG vs CanCan battle." —CandyCaneMissy, July 28, 2019

"Be a lady, okay? @TG" —TheKorraFanatic, July 28, 2019

"She's being a man." —CandyCaneMissy, July 28, 2019

"Goin' ta the dockta is a yuman right. Medicahe is a yuman right." — Bernie Sanders, July 30, 2019

"I do know, I wrote the damn bill!" —Bernie Sanders, July 30, 2019

"Illegally crossing the border will still be illegal." —Pete Buttigieg, July 30, 2019

"I hear the others." —Marianne Williamson, July 30, 2019

"If you want to come into the country, you should at least ring the doorbell." —Tim Ryan, July 30, 2019

"Come back to me this time." —Marianne Williamson, July 30, 2019

"I don't care if you're Americans for America for America for America." —Steven Bullock, July 30, 2019

"I wouldn't be surprised if Americans believed YADA YADA YADA!" —Marianne Williamson, July 30, 2019

"Throw your hands up! I haven't— (throws hands up) OH HO I CAN DO IT!" —John Delaney, July 30, 2019

"I get a little bit tiyehd." —Bernie Sanders, July 30, 2019

"Fix the damn roads." —Any Klobuchar, July 30, 2019

"I tell the truth." —Bernie Sanders, July 30, 2019

"I worked on the back of a garbage truck, so I know trash when I see it." —Tom Perez, July 31, 2019

"Old McConnell had a farm, E-I-E-I-O, and on that farm he kept all those bills that passed the House, E-I-E-I-O." —Tom Perez

"The opposite of Donald Trump is an Asian man who likes math." —Andrew Yang, July 31, 2019

"The time is up. Our house is on FIRE." —Jay Inslee, July 31, 2019

"I'm happy you evolved." —Cory Booker, July 31, 2019

"You can't hide from the truth." —Michael Bennet, July 31, 2019

"The first thing I'm going to do as president is I am going to Clorox the Oval Office." —Kirsten Gillibrand, July 31, 2019

"To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Candy's quotes. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of Pakistani lifestyle most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Candy's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into her characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Muslim morals, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Candy's quotes truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Candy's existential catchphrase "How could you love Akumi if she's a bi," which itself is a cryptic reference to wanting to push Akumi off a building." —EarthlingnAkumi, August 18, 2019

"A door is just a funky wall on hinges if you think about it" —Downtown Freezy, August 24, 2019

"I never asked you to. I'm just saying that because you hate me so much, you should know you're in the minority." —TortoiseCat5, September 1, 2019

"If birds had wings they’d be running away from this tone-deaf reply." —Quinton1721, September 7, 2019

"No Lives Matter! End of story!" —Jackninja5DipperGravityFalls, September 8, 2019

"I like to watch some lesbians kissing each other." —GTAFan86, November 26, 2019