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Professor Hartington

aka William Robert Benedict Hartington V

  • I live in the mine
  • I was born on March 5
  • My occupation is The Senate
  • I am A CHARACTER

User:Professor Hartington/Fandumb Cinematic Universe

I AM a persona/character and not everything I say is true to myself irl

Professor Hartington is the embodiment of everything you should not be. He is anti-social, anti-PC, and anti-couth. He behaves and acts excessively to everyone expressly to highlight the ridiculousness of racism, misogyny, legalism, injustice, ignorance and other social blights. He also sets an example to see how easy it is in the social media for any zany material to gain traction/followings by simply sharing unsavory opinions and joking about topics many find offensive. There is no denying he is terribly offensive, but this terrible offensiveness is a deliberate and unapologetic parody of the whole social media machine and a reflection of the human microcosm that the social media is. OR MAYBE  IM JUST ______

My name is Professor William Robert Benedict Hartington. I'm 544 years old. My home, TDL Wiki, is in the northeast section of New London, where all the wikis are, and I am not married. I work as a memer for TDL, and I get home every day by 10 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink.

I'm in bed by 7 AM, and make sure I get no hours of sleep, which would cause me to be weak, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of interpretive dancing before going to bed, I usually have no problems napping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up.

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

TDL Comic

TDL Comic Theme Song:

Knittas wanna hate on us (who)

Knitta Knittas be envious (who)

I know why they hatin' on us (why) cause we so fabulous (what)

Imma be real on us (c'mon) nobody got nothin' on us 

Foids be all on us from Discord back down to New London (NL)

We rockin' it (contagious) monkey business (outrageous)

Just confess, your girl admits that TDL is lit

H-N-B we (fresh) D-T-F that's right, we def (rock) 

We definite T-D-L we reppin' it so, meme it up (meme it up 3x)

C'mon, bruh just meme it (louder 6x) 

Promotional art

https://prnt.sc/nv6xcb 

TDL Club Building Maps

https://prnt.sc/njbcp0

Members

https://prnt.sc/nn2yje Hartington by the SolidStud

TDL Rereleases

TDL Comic Season 1:The Rocket

https://prnt.sc/o6n373 Part 1

https://prnt.sc/o6ndne Part 2

https://prnt.sc/o6n0kw Part 3 

https://prnt.sc/nbyc4o Part 4

https://prnt.sc/nbycnk Part 5

https://prnt.sc/nbyd1a Part 6

https://prnt.sc/nbyde7 Part 7

https://prnt.sc/nbydp0 Part 8

https://prnt.sc/nbyebr Part 9

https://prnt.sc/nbyet8 Part 10

https://prnt.sc/nbyf8j Part 11

TDL Comic Season 2: Indefinite War

https://prnt.sc/o5qh2o Part 2

https://postimg.cc/0rymGxW4 

TDL Comic Special: C.Syde65's Resignation

https://prnt.sc/pmiea6

https://prnt.sc/pmiew4 

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