Thread:Qstlijku/@comment-35020810-20190708201049

Dear Handsome Adonis of a Man,

I come to you today to discuss my block issued on December 8, 2018. Trust me, I know what this looks like. I look like a big old troll boi. But TRUST me when I say me and my lad AWM Bot were not doing any harm. See both of us own kittens. Tiny, mini little kittens that look the exact same, and trust me when I say this. Here's a picture to prove it.

Let me cut to the chase though. My tiny kitty was simply just resting against me when I joined The Demon's Light chat, but all of a sudden -- woosh! She flew over my keyboard over and over! Even got out the squirt bottle and it ain't do anything! My lad called me up from his room and what do you know, his kitty was running all over the keyboard too! Damn, it was like a whirlwind or something! Finally, by the time we got them under control, we realized we were banned. So please, please my most favorite mod Qstlijku, please unban me. I'm crying in my PJs right now.

Cheers, Octopus Wizard (talk) 