My cat did it

So you and your mate are trolling Reddit, just as you do on a typical Saturday when you come across some random Fandom or whatever it's called nowadays. She seems like some weird furry so you click on it. There's this stupid chat room with this weird ass user named "TheKorraFanatic" who welcomes you. You and your mate laugh a bit for a while and then you finally decide to spam the chat. "htjejrawIRu" you said.

This bitch named South Ferry decides that he'd had enough with the nonsense and bans you. Unfortunately, you need a block reason. Bring out, "My cat did it".

Steps to gettin' unblocked
Everyone loves cute cats, even grouches who have no hearts. The first step to getting unblocked for your gibberish is to find the cutest cat photo on the planet. Personally, I recommend ones that look like the image featured on the right.

Next, you need to message an administrator. I myself recommend User:Qstlijku, he has a big heart and will unblock you as soon as he sees those beady, beautiful kitten eyes. (I swear, I'm not a furry.) Here's a cookie cutter base for your unblock appeal:

This is a total 100% surefire way to get yourself unblocked.

Thank you for reading my guide and if you have any questions, please be sure to comment down below!

But really though, if you try to attempt this, you will remain blocked. So just don't.